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Some Harry Potter Facts.

    Daniel Radcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
    Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation of bravery intimidating.
    Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
    Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
    The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts takes place. "I open at the close."
    J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
    Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
    Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
    Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
    October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
    In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
    Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
    Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russell Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
    Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
    Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
    A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
    Molly Weasley's brother's Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
    Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
    George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
    A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
    Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
    After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
    Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have to survived.
    The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
    Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
    The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
    Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
14 hours ago by spotty-sunshine1026 263,325 notes

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

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15 hours ago by spotty-sunshine1026 55,451 notes

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

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thegreenwolf:

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies


Am I the only one that adores this?

So nice to see traditional painting techniques being kept alive in the 21st century.

thegreenwolf:

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Am I the only one that adores this?

So nice to see traditional painting techniques being kept alive in the 21st century.

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15 hours ago by spotty-sunshine1026 255,122 notes

When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

colinmorgay:

notcanonyet:

theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

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WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

DESTIEL = LET’S DIE

MERTHUR - HURT ME

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